Tuesday, May 17, 2011

255, god damnit 255!!!!

AAFDEJKGERKIDM255.6GOVIEJ!!!!!!!!! (translates to: HOLLLLYYY FUCK, I WAS 255.6 THIS mORNING EVEN WITH FOOD AND WATER IN ME!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! *brain explosion from happiness*)

*ahem*

hellooooo loveliessss *stadium voice*

well, i guess you heard about me being f-ing 255.6 today. even with this huge ass parfait i had for breakfast and like 18 oz of water in me. i'm seriously so happy i could cry.

bad news is i have a sinus infection and have to give a presentation in an hour at school, then i get to come home and sleep it off.

and how crazy is it that i have 97 of you loves out there reading my crazy wishy-washy thoughts. umm like charlie sheen crazy. (oh yeah, pop culture reference, beast)

ok, i gots to share something with you guys. i keep having dreams about babies. one dream was where i was in the zombie apocalypse and i had a child and she was like 2-4 years old and i seriously LOVED her. i was really scared that the zombies were gonna get her when i went grocery shopping. and then, in another dream, my family was running from the outlaw Tommy Pickles (yes, Rugrats reference, but he was all tough ass and not like the show at all) and i had my new born child, like 3 days old, and it was dead of winter and i was worried it would die in the cold. and then last night i was pregnant, with triplets, except i hadn't had sex, or taken pre-natal vitamins or gone to a sonogram ever, so i was freaked out that these kids would be like majorly deformed. and no one even knew i was pregnant until it was the due date, which is weird cause triplets make pretty obvious weight gain. and i was going to give them up for adoption b/c i was 16 years old and couldn't afford triplets. in the dream my mom wanted me to give birth at home but i NEEDED to go to the hospital. i woke up before i got to the hospital.

it's really freaky. i mean i like kids but honestly it's starting to scare me.

ok, random time over.

Comments on Comments:

Americaneaglelove: aww, thankies babe. i'll just have to wait and see if she shows any signs or if she confesses to me or something.

K: hiii!! wow, i hadn't thought about it like that. i think i'll give it a try. thanks babe. i'm happy you are reformed. i wish you all the luck and skill in the world.

HCF:AWWWWWW, HUUGGGGSSSS!!! you, my friend, are the adoreable one. you make me all blushy. aww, shucks.

GOTSTA GOOOO,
BYE BYE LOVIES,
Elle

7 comments:

  1. That's so freaking awesome!!!!! Way to go for reaching 255 and even after breakfast so you're probably even lower than that!!! :D Good Luck with your presentation and as for the dreams, they're pretty freaky, hopefully they'll go away soon.

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  2. You're so inspiring! I'm so amazed at your dedication! Do you think maybe we could fast together sometime?

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  3. congratulations for reaching a goal weight! <3

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  4. "reformed"... that makes me smile!! don't worry... I'm still seriously disturbed like everyone else in blog land

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  5. Weird dreams ftw :) Grats on the WL :) you are doing great

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  6. Let me just say that wow, I have freaky dreams as well. XD. I've actually had a dream about me having a baby in what felt like 3 hours and it was a baby boy and apparently, I knew I was at most 17 and pregnant.
    Hopefully, your dreams are just senseless imagery!
    Congrats on the loss! <3 <3 <3

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